Trav[Fetch] Chronicles

She got a big "Weave-Oh"

2009-05-21T09:58:00.000-07:00

Yiiiikes!!! Kill it whatever it is! Apparently Beyonce just premiered the video for 'Ego', and I think it looks cheap, low budget, and tacky. Not to mention the hair! I think RuPaul would have a fit. The song is great and has a catchy tune, but the choreography doesn't capture me, really resembles average pole dancing. Maybe it's because i'm a dancer and we are just some of the most critical people ever but whatever.

Ugh I really don't like the whole leotard look again either it's real 'Single ladies', and i think the vid shouldn't have been in black and white again. Using the video in black and white put her at a disadvantage to me because she has a lot of different elements going on costume wise and prop-wise. [hint hint: People like shiny shit..lol] Maybe a little glitter-gold would have made it pop. Personally Beyonce is slacking a little bit video-wise, i think she needs to pick it up.

I give this video a 2/5

P.s- I'm not a Beyonce hater, i think she is a great.........PERFORMER, and that's it. She produces good music for the most part, it isn't always quality but she makes...hmmm....what's the standard now?...oh "Hits", so yea...

I want to know what you guys think....

Swine Flu: "Worry of the well"

2009-05-20T04:56:00.000-07:00

Everyone knows about the new epidemic the Swine Flu, or as we now call it the "N1H1" Virus. Anyway today i want to address two things :

1) Why is the media announcing influenza deaths, only to say "An assistant principal at a New York City public school died of complications from swine flu today" ...."[However] Mr. Wiener had a history of medical problems which is why he became so ill. Mr. Wiener did not die of the swine flu, but from a heart attack."

2) They also reported that many people are running to the hospital, and they aren't sick. Hospitals are facing this issue of "worrying of the well". Everyone who gets the slight sniffles wants to run and jump out the window with this one, and take their ass to the hospital to see Dr. Suess.

Like, i understand the news broadcasters want to keep us posted, that's great. But people are worrying because they are constantly being misled. The typical symptoms of Swine Flu are almost identical to the average human seasonal influenza.

Such as:

Lethargy [when that ass is just tired lol]
Fever
lack of appetite
Couching
Runny nose [as my goddamn nose begins to run..lol yiiiikes]

And if they HAVE TO say " If you think you may have the H1N1 virus, please stay in your homes..." ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA JUST START SHOOTING EVERY OLD LADY, MAN, BABY, AND COUSIN with a runny nose. lol

Moral: If you don't have a weak immune system dont worry so much, Take Advil, Tylenol...something...

Rihanna! In New York City

2009-05-19T17:02:00.000-07:00

Spotted for the second time in one week it appears my girl Rihanna has come out of hiding, since her naked pic "scam". The Good Girl Gone Bad was spotted leaving her favorite resturant, Da Silvano 2 days ago in NYC. Flying in from Hawaii, the punk-rock phenomenon is expected to be back in the studio once again working on her next album [Dark Angels]. Defying fashion guidelines once again, Rihanna sports her new hair-style...that soon most girls will be trying to do...lol

Recession Expression-Politix

2009-05-19T15:14:00.000-07:00

Im not even into Politics and all that but..What the Hell! I don't understand what the problem is with black people these days. And no, let me not say all blacks but ya know what I mean. Atleast here in New York it kills me. When did it become to okay to uggh act a hot-crunchy-apple-ass mess because "Yo president is Black"?
Lol, Because clearly mine is too, and im chillin like [something that ends w| illin]. All respect and credit to President Obama, because i do believe he will lead this country into a newer direction. But anyway back to my main thought, Black people it would be a damn shame for us to wait to have a black president to want to get all DMX ruff rider-Stanky leg-Chicken noodle soup on everybody.
One of the main things, and im gonna make this short, i have a show tonight..lol...is the recession. OMG i dont understand how people have so many excuses, and reasons to celebrate mediocracy. Take this hypothetical for example:
Person 1: Hey Girl! whatsup, by any chance do you have that $ 20.00 i lent to you the other night? Me and Darren are going out tonight and i kind of needed it.

Person 2: mmm Sorry girl. Im broke, this dont make no damn sense...GOD DAMN recession. Bitch you know times is hard, but im about to go get my nails done. Ill holla! lata GUUUUUrl."

?????????

haha..no really. Like people be real with yourself. You know your ass always been broke, and now since we are in a recession your ass is 10.00 dollars broker. Now you want to protest and get all Black panther-rah digga on a nigga...lol..no baby...it doesn't work that way. There are people who the recession has really taken a toll on, like people who have to sell their homes because they have exceeded the time limit to receive their Supplement checks, and people who have gone to College and Grad school and now have to settle for a minimum wage jobs because no one is hiring and the stocks are all fucked up.

ugh returning back to one of my many points once again... i'm just saying...and now i'm being general my fellow AMERICAN people, cut the shit...take up for your responsibilities. Your baby don't have no diapers because his daddy aint shit and aint got no job, but always got money to go to the club. "Perfect Patty" your sons gay because you made him to go to boarding...and he had to shower with all the boys..."Ms. Jones" your daughters a hoe because you made her go to catholic school, and let her watch Cruel Intensions.

Moral : Stop blaming your regular Pre-existing,minor..forget that... your general issues on the recession. [lmao]

later,

Trav[fetch]

[if anyone doesn't like this im sorry.....leave bitch!]